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Scarlet Letter [04/02/2014]

April 2, 2014

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There is something in all of our lives that goes under-appreciated. No matter how many times we say that we love it, we still do not acknowledge the true appreciation it deserves. So I am going to use this space to thank one of...

Scarlet Letter

March 20, 2014

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It is nothing new that the Clark community does not pay much attention to university sports. That is not a bad thing per se; in fact, it is one of the reasons I came here. I do not expect Clark to have the same type of energy an...

The Scarlet Letter [10/31/13]

October 31, 2013

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10/31/2013 An Open Letter To Dunkin’ Donuts by Jeremy Levine Dear Dunkin’ Donuts, I entered a Dunkin’ Donuts location the other day and was greeted warmly by its staff, as I’m sure is the standard that you wish ...

The Scarlet Letter [10/24/2013]

October 31, 2013

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About twice a week, someone comes up to me and asks if the police logs are real. They are. I’m not really sure what motivation we would have for printing fake police logs. That wouldn’t make any sense and would probab...

The Scarlet Letter [10/10/2013]

October 30, 2013

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English majors call them “canonized texts.” Booksellers call them “classics.” Most everyone else calls them “those books they make you read in high school but you’d much rather not read them so you read the beginnin...

The Scarlet Letter [10/3/13]

October 3, 2013

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10/03/2013 Spree Day Cookie by Jeremy Levine Once the email presenting the President’s Spree Day Task Force arrived in my inbox, I opened up Facebook and my email and got ready. I didn’t know what exactly I was ready for, but I was...

The Scarlet Letter [9/15/13]

September 26, 2013

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9/25/2013 Flags by Jeremy Levine Let’s talk about those flags for a quick sec. You know the flags I’m talking about. The ones that, for reasons unbeknownst to me, pop up in Red Square on every Family Weekend and Accepted Students Day. These ...

The Scarlet Letter [9/19/13]

September 20, 2013

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9/19/2013 Behave Yourselves by Jeremy Levine This has gotten absurd. I’ve been willing to deal with a little frustration here, some confused newcomers there, but there has been a recent epidemic of common-sense illiteracy in the cafeteri...

The Scarlet Letter

September 12, 2013

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12/9/2013 By Jeremy Levine Editor-in-Chief This article was probably edited by someone that I don’t know. That idea is both terrifying and thrilling. It’s terrifying because, well, what if this stranger just doesn’t know what a comma is, and takes all of th...

Spree Day!

April 11, 2013

Finding Dory

April 4, 2013

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Recent events have made me apprehensive. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull annihilated one of the finest adventure franchises in film history by introducing the tragic cocktail of Shia Labeouf and aliens. Mean G...

Editor’s Corner: Passover

March 29, 2013

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I have a strange relationship with Passover. In terms of practice, it is by far my least favorite holiday. No bread. That means no bagels and no pizza. Denying a Jewish kid from Long Island his bagels and his pizza is basically...

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