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Haiku of the Week

October 8, 2015

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I wish the weather would stop being as petty as it's being. Jerk. Which came first: the Caf egg or the stomachache? Tough question, am I right? If anybody wants to give me a job, I'll take you up on ...

Haiku of the Week

October 1, 2015

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The rain came back but it was still pretty hot out- how can that be right? To eat at the Caf, or to not eat at the Caf, that is the question. You ever load more work onto yourself than you wanted? Me eith...

Haiku of the Week [09/24/15]

September 24, 2015

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Friends, Romans, Clarkies Lend me your ears! And your meal Swaps! Please! I need them! As I t the d On the g, I notice that Freud sits idly by If you didn’t know, I turned twenty one last nig...

Haiku of the Week [04/23/15]

April 23, 2015

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I've been writing these for two years. TWO. YEARS. And yet I'm still allowed to. To all my haters, I just wanna let you know: Refrigerator. Finishing one of these with "refrigerator" is the funniest. RIP...

Haiku of the Week [04/16/15]

April 16, 2015

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You ever slack off so hard that you wake up one day and you're twenty? How and where do girls keep getting all of those cool multi-patterned pants? The haiku this week are all questions, so like, are you ok...

Haiku of the Week [04/09/15]

April 9, 2015

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It's the time of the season for loving... and a bunch of freakin' rain. They call me the "Come Back Kid" of Clark. Every year I come back. Honest. Netflix telling you to be careful while watching it is bad b...

Haikuger of the Week [04/02/15]

April 2, 2015

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Tyler Terriault, our resident haiku artisan, is also a noted and prolific Cougar. Terriault is a devoted member of the swim team, for which he competes. How you swim so well? I swim well because always I've practiced so har...

Haiku of the Week [03/26/15]

March 26, 2015

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Spree Dizzle is the shizzle fa rizzle, trust me, mah lizzle nizzles Snoop Lion asked that I credit him with most of the words from that one ^ And still the snow thinks it belongs in Worcester, what a big...

Haiku of the Week [03/19/15]

March 24, 2015

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  Aren’t you all sick of reading these by now? It’s just seventeen word beats Put a buckle on everything you own: That’s it, now you’re a pilgrim The Green is getting Greener, the air is getting warmer...

Haiku of the Week [02/25/15]

February 25, 2015

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In the time before putting on the second glove, I feel like MJ Sushi in the ‘Stro calls my name like a warm bed, or Netflix, or naps How to make a good: Facebook post, Yik-Yak, Tweet: Say you FREA...

Haiku of the Week [02/19/14]

February 25, 2015

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Crap! I forgot I had to write haiku! Check it: Refrigerator. I fell asleep in class today but dreamt I was in another class! Did you all go to Clark’s Got Talent?! It’s weird that this place...

Haiku of the Week [02/12/15]

February 12, 2015

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So with all this snow still coming down, who’s getting ready for Spree Day?   Freud and I had a long talk before I saw that he was a statue   Boycott the Bistro! Nobody eat there ‘till I can swap three coo...

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