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Haiku of the Week [02/05/15]

February 5, 2015

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Oh yay, woah hey, two big snow days! Did you go out and enjoy some play? Fight, fight, don’t give up, only twenty more minutes, Keep your eyes open! Hey! Go check out “Talk Radio!” It’s radio you can ...

Haiku of the Week [01/21/15]

January 22, 2015

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Classes starting, and naps departing, please just let me sleep a lil' more. Shoot for the stars! But be careful, because sometimes the stars will shoot back. You ever get that feeling that you just skipped like ...

Haiku of the Week [11/20/14]

November 20, 2014

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Worcester needs a nice Georgetown Cupcake factory right on Park Ave. Right?! Ramen is a nice way to remind myself that things could be better You need someone who’s gonna treat you the way that...

Haiku of the Week [11/13/14]

November 13, 2014

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Cabaret opens this week - go see that show, I heard it's super neat! Something about a dance club and Nazis and how they have bad dance moves? Ask not how I got a squirrel in my room, just get it out of h...

Haiku of the Week [11/06/14]

November 7, 2014

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If I didn't take Alcohol EDU, I wouldn't drink so much I caught the acting bug once or twice. Did I take medicine? Heck no.   Yu-Gi-Oh plus My Chemical Romance equals me in middle school.  ...

Haiku of the Week [10/30/14]

October 30, 2014

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If two snowmen run into each other, do they become one snowman? Every day is Pajama Day when you’re me. Mark those calendars LOOKING FOR: Someone to keep me company while I sit and lifeguard. ...

Haiku of the Week [10/23/14]

October 24, 2014

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If you don’t come see my play this week I swear to God I will cry. Loud. It’s called Disciples, it’s about wond’rous things like rainbows and puppies. Actually it’s about way more hardcore stuff than ...

Haiku of the Week [10/09/14]

October 9, 2014

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Now that I’ve finished About A Boy, what else do I do with my life? You ever go for a fist bump, but your friend was not. Even. LOOKING. Shoot for the moon! But watch out, that bullet’s coming back....

Haiku of the Week [10/02/14]

October 2, 2014

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Drake’s “Started from the Bottom” is better after finishing homework Who wants to play “Guess How Many Dining Dollars Tyler Has”? (Like, one) Did you all go to Clark’s Got Talent?! It’s weird t...

Haiku of the Week [9/25/14]

September 25, 2014

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Colors of tree leaves change as I begin to turn assignments in late Why does everyone keep talking about King Kone?! How haven’t I been?! “Do you wanna build a snowman?” NO. IT’S ONLY SEPTEMBER, ALR...

Haiku: Week of 9/18

September 18, 2014

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An ode to first years: Enjoy college, but get your Darn laundry on time" Ask me how many F'Reals I've gotten already- Ask me. Make my day." I had a dream Freud was towering over me; don't nap in Red Square" ...

Haiku of the Week [Week One Issue]

August 20, 2014

Filed under Haiku, Living Arts, Week One

Come one, come all, to Clark University! The Greatest Show on Earth!   Join a club!- see a show!- Oh, the wonderful things you will come to know!   A haiku is a kind of… acquired taste… which you...

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