In college, you may see people use nicotine products and alcohol. This article does not promote either. The newest product on the scene is called Zyn. It is a nicotine pouch that has, in my opinion, revolutionized the nicotine industry and is the safest yet. As a student in his 20s, I am no stranger to Zyns. The Scarlet encouraged me to investigate Zyns and their many flavors; Is it worth it?
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The Zyn pouches come in many different flavors including: Coffee, Citrus, Wintergreen, Cool Mint, Smooth, Chill, Cinnamon, Spearmint, Peppermint and Menthol. And I have tried these so you don’t have to! First, Zyn makes consumption discrete, easy and less harmful than other forms such as vapes, cigarettes and cigars or chewing tobacco according to some. For those who do not enjoy or want to smoke and want to enjoy the habit of Nicotine, this is perfect for you.
Rankings
Coffee: My personal preference, gives the best taste and mimics coffee.10/10
Citrus: Gives the taste of Fruit Loops and is very enjoyable. The flavor is similar to citrus or chewing gum. 9/10
Peppermint: A classic for anything that has flavoring and is perfect for Christmas time, the best of the mint, 8/10.
Wintergreen: A step down for the mint enjoyers and is barely noticeable in comparison, 7/10.
The next flavors are not worth it in my opinion, and should be avoided unless you are big on the flavor.
Cinnamon: This is very bitter and captures your attention in an unpleasant way and not recommended, 6/10.
Spearmint: There isn’t much to talk about here, just a slightly worse version of Wintergreen, 5/10.
Cool Mint: Just a big let down here in my opinion, the tastes just get less and less as you go down the flavors, 4/10.
Menthol: I didn’t have to try this one to know you should avoid it. If you like smoking this one’s for you, 3/10.
The next two are for you if you don’t like flavors.
Chill: There isn’t any flavor here, just a chill feeling and icy feeling in your mouth, not much to comment on, 2/10.
Smooth: Similar to Chill this has no flavor but is unpleasant and harsh on your throat, stay away, 1/10.
In my opinion, nicotine is underwhelming and becomes easily dependable. The best effects are a buzz and a calm feeling. Despite its legal status, it is one of the most addictive things on the planet. We were all thinking the same thing when we read this article. Not to add horror elements, but people should know what the effects are.
I say this with past experience, the longer and more frequent you do it the less fun it is. Zyn is worth it if you want to partake in this hobby, as they are the least habit forming and least harmful compared to their counterparts.
