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Spree Day Editorial from the Supreme Leader

Nicholas Brunelle, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

We are Saddened to Announce the Passing of one of David Fithian’s Horses

Alistair Borg, Graphic Design is My Passion
May 5, 2024

Jonas the Cougar Bites Child, Put Down

Unknown Reporter, Keeper
May 5, 2024

Dodd student fights Laundry War

Ava Orofino, Bisexual-in-Chief-Elect
May 5, 2024

Library Construction Gives Clarkies a Reason to Procrastinate

Olivia Case, Probably Procrastinating
May 5, 2024

Oblivious AC Dweller Unaware World is Ending Outside

Gabe Schmick, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

Lego Movie is Most Terrifying Film of the Century

Paddington Wetlaufer, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

RLH Email Replies Revealed to Be Outsourced to Typing Sloth

Cyd Abnet, Social Chair
May 5, 2024

SCANDAL: Robert Goddard’s Ghost Caught Stealing Souls of First-Years

Sophia Lindstrom, Poos Editor
May 5, 2024

Spree Day Concert Canceled After Band Drops Out to Pursue TikTok

Nic Smith, Farts Editor
May 5, 2024

Missing Sophomore Found 2 Weeks Later in J.S.C.

Abbi Gilbert, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

Time Capsule Opened to Reveal Freud’s Cocaine Stash

Weslee Tyler, Unpaid intern
May 5, 2024