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The Scarlet
The student newspaper of Clark University

The Scarlet
The student newspaper of Clark University

The Scarlet

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor

All content by Gabe Schmick

“13 Keys” Election Predicting System Fails for First Time in 40 Years

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
November 22, 2024

Dear Clark, Why Didn’t We Have Veterans Day Off?

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
November 22, 2024

In Major Win for the Political Establishment, Voters Reject Ranked Choice Voting

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
November 22, 2024
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Photo licensed under Creative Commons use.

Why Trump Will Raise Taxes “Bigly”

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
October 25, 2024
Coke spiced on the shelves. Photo licensed under Creative Commons.

Coke Thinks Twice

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
October 12, 2024
Psilocybin mushroom. Photo by Marek Piwnicki licensed under Creative Commons use.

The Choice is Simple, Vote Yes on Four to Legalize Psychedelics.

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
October 12, 2024
Three cans of Coke Oreo. Photo courtesy of Leo Kerz.

Beverage Review: September Edition

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
September 26, 2024
One of the various Mountain Dew 'Summer' flavors. Photo courtesy of Gabe Schmick

The Summer Mountain Dew Flavors: An in-depth review

Gabe Schmick, Opinions Editor
August 30, 2024

Oblivious AC Dweller Unaware World is Ending Outside

Gabe Schmick, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024
The meal of The Cowboy. Photo courtesy of Gabe Schmick.

Decadent and Depraved Fine Dining: A Prosperous and Perilous Time in Albany, New York

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
April 12, 2024

Do you know these Clark rumors and legends?

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
March 21, 2024

Coke Spiced? Think Twice!

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
March 21, 2024
Green Day in Venezuela.

“Saviors”: Green Day’s Most Green Day Album

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
February 19, 2024

“Napoleon” Falls Short

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
December 1, 2023
Vivek Ramaswamy. Photo via creative commons.

Republican Chaos: A Double Feature-Creature Feature

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
October 17, 2023
Participants running in "The Milk Mile."

The Milk Mile: Lactose and Loathing in Worcester, Massachusetts

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
October 10, 2023
Push soda in a vending machine.

Push Soda Pushed Me to the Limit

Gabe Schmick, Scarlet Staff
September 21, 2023
(Left To Right) Gary Gorky, Oliver Amsterdam, Solevester Detroit

​​Boston Got Sole: Is this a detour to the American Dream, or the American Nightmare?

Gabe Schmick, Jackson Sroka, Isaac Perkins, and Porter Orvetti
May 4, 2023
(Trump Consumes)

The Republican Power Rankings

Gabe Schmick, Contributing Writer
April 19, 2023

All Quiet on the Western Front (2022): Bombs, Barbed Wire, and a Bourgeois Train

Jackson Sroka and Gabe Schmick
November 13, 2022
Clark Tries: Dr Perky

Clark Tries: Dr Perky

Gabe Schmick, Contributing Writer
October 31, 2022