Capricorn: The fall semester, although depressing, full of work and stressful, will soon finally be over. This is just another obstacle to your crazy success. And remember, winter break is just a month away!
Aquarius: Get those aesthetic fall photos taken fast… the pretty red leaves are almost all gone. Then you have to focus on the winter aesthetic, and honestly, it’s really not as good.
Pisces: Don’t think too hard about what happened to all the turkeys over Thanksgiving, it’ll just make you sad. Just be glad you’re not one of them. Mmmmm, yummy turkey!
Aries: Thanksgiving break is a time for relaxing, food, being grateful and explosive arguments with your extended family about politics. Maybe they’ll change their mind this year?
Taurus: Make sure to help your family prepare dinner this Thanksgiving. Even if you’re an awful cook, they can always use some extra (if bumbling) hands. Those potatoes aren’t going to mash themselves!
Gemini: Please don’t shoot your ex a “Happy Thanksgiving! <3” text. I promise, they do not care about your Thanksgiving well-wishes.
Cancer: If you’re in a creative rut, try drawing a hand-turkey! Or go outside and watch as the leaves fall and slowly float onto the grass below. Observe the changing of the seasons. As the breeze blows the last leaf from the branch and nips at your nose, finally gain inspiration.
Or whatever. I don’t even care.
Leo: Eat the whole pie. You heard me. Take half the turkey and a generous amount of cranberry sauce. Relatives complaining about you eating too much? Eat them too.
Virgo: Unlike the Gemini’s ex, your friends WILL appreciate your well-wishes. Make sure to tell them you love them.
Libra: You don’t have to tell that aunt you haven’t seen for years about your three-month situationship. Change the subject! Wow, this gravy is delicious! What do you think about your brother’s… interesting sweater?
Scorpio: Tell your baby cousin watching Cocomelon on their iPad to touch grass this holiday. Maybe they’ll see it for the first time ever.
Sagittarius: If someone’s sweater looks ugly, it’s probably best to keep it to yourself.