Satire Archives - The Scarlet

Zyn: Is It Worth It?

Matthew Williams, Scarlet Staff
December 16, 2024

A Hit and Run: The Campus Ambassador Car

Abbi Gilbert, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

Clark Athletics Faces Backlash after Unveiling Fashion Rebrand

William Schechter, bearer of bad news
May 5, 2024

Dropping, Edging and Topping: When will Clark Athletics have a ‘happy ending’?

Megan Martin, Chronically Online Personnel
May 5, 2024

Student Scarred Permanently During Eclipse

Ava Orofino, Bisexual-in-Chief-Elect
May 5, 2024

Fithian increases tuition to raise money for his new horse breeding business

Ava Orofino, Bisexual-in-Chief-Elect
May 5, 2024

’Twas the Night Before Spree Day

Nicholas Brunelle, Reads theory... do you?
May 5, 2024

Administration Increasing Enrollment So You Don’t Have to See Your Ex Around Campus as Often

Cougar Satire, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

Alleged Descendant of University Founder Raises Bid for the Presidency

Everett Beals, Guy "In Charge"
May 5, 2024

Purdue Chokes Yet Again: Cougars Edge Boilermakers to Capture First March Madness Championship

William Schechter, Knows Ball
May 5, 2024

Runner-Up Spree Day Theme: Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience

Brooke Langis, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024

Spree Day Editorial from the Supreme Leader

Nicholas Brunelle, Unpaid Intern
May 5, 2024